Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - Top 20 List
1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think
you're lying or you'll get some action faster than a pit bull
on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this
all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you
in beer and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names you never, and I mean
never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and
there will be no chance in getting back with her even for
a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond
well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get you in
trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu
of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch
from Hell" or "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well
to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just
like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if
you want to lose her.
9. Dumpling - is one of those tricky cute names to call your
girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will
think you're making a comment about their weight.
10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the more
you call her this, the more she'll take it that you think
she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with
this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do you really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much
so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while
other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe
fits wear it.
15. Lamb Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when you
think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering
of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while
you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend
and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. Love Lumps - if you don't want hot soup poured all over
your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name
for a girlfriend although you could be unconsciously calling
her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if you know what is good for you, put this
one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions
like a Valentine's Day dinner or her birthday. If you use
this you know you'll be getting some later.
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